Dum Dee Dum... I am not a super hero neither am i spiderman. I am going to save the world... like as if you would believe.
I am a maniac. I came from an outer space which is filled with water. I learn swimming at the age of zero.I wail like a cry baby. I crawl like spiderman,
i fly like superman, i drive like batman. I live in wonderland. Rugrats is my friend, so is peter pan.
Jiaying
17 going on 18
loves nothing more than chocolates and S.H.I.T(which should come first?chocolates or S.H.I.T?okay S.H.I.T comes first cause chocolates would not get angry^^)
i think yu,as an officer,are very special,very special indeed.
to yu,ice-breaking is not a form of team building.i wonder what is?yu said that team spirit is very important dint yu?i gotta admit that your form of teambuilding is absolutely unique.it is to tie lashings.like how?tie a lashing halfway then pass it to another person to continue then the next person will take over and at the end find your lashing and see if it is right?or better still,two people tie a lashing and every few minutes the partner will change?gosh.i have to praise your creativity.its the first time i ever heard of such a thing.
yu leave us there bewildered and wondering what we could do.seeing the cadets so bored,restless,tired and like strangers,naturally we would think of something to get them more interested and to know each other better like games.i apologise for not being able to come up with better ideas like using lashings to improve the team spirit,we are just not creative enough.
i wonder which kind of clock yu use.because the time has a difference of 1 hour.its really time to fix it.otherwise yu will end up early by an hour if yu were to meet up with other people and start thinking that people are very late.it wouldn't be a nice misunderstanding.or is it because yu dilly-dally alot and yu are often late thats why yu need a clock faster by an hour?whatever it is,please fix your clock.
if yu thank us for coming back,why even pump us?it utterly make no sense.no sense as to why we were pumped.if it were because we did not inform the officers,go see a doctor.i suspect yu are suffering from senile dementia.better seek treatment before the condition worsens and yu even forget who yu are.we did very clearly mention which dates we were tied up with work commitments.if it were because we had a job,see a psychiatrist.i think yu are mentally imbalanced and therefore jealous.if it were because we came back,check into hougang chalet and never check out.we specially came back although we were deadbeat and aching all over.and what's more,my house is in the opposite direction.so if we were pumped because specially made the effort to come back,yu are 100% kisiao.
if team spirit is emphasised,i don;t see a reason why we can allow our fellow squadmate pump when we all played a part in making that suggestion.i certainly do believe that yu take words of people of lower rank than yu as passing wind.we ask a question and there isn't any answer.
and the way yu talk,is as though(like lam yarn ma'am would say)talking to the ants.who do yu expect to be able to hear yu speak?i think only one person can hear-yu.
stop being too demanding will yu?yu order others around as though yu are the biggest.some things can be done on your own(unless yu are physically disabled) like fetching some little things.hello,we are human,not dogs.
yes we are happy after yu scold us,very happy indeed.next time yu scold,please do scold so unreasonably.we will be elated.
this post was supposed to be up quite long ago but i lagged.and even after posting,im still fuming.so there might be a continuation.
